Tongue In Cheek Unbonding Poem by Jonathan ROBIN

Bananas blonde aims at James Bond
while, wan, latter felt former too fond
when she sudden unpeeled
real steel pips zips concealed,
here we wonder how YOU would respond.

Swift he 'd took to his heels to abscond.
before_skin spiel's revealed to the monde
almond eyes, lips of size,
fain would swallow surprise
what's denied's satisfied, magic wand.

Hiding primly behind his palms' frond
double 'dating' turned out far beyond
expectations initial
as layer superficial
unwound round thin skin testicond.

Gobble gobble went gold Rosamond
stuffing bonding, to slough of[f]despond
fell fine fellow reluctant
cann_i_ball_[s]ized, transductant
swallow followed in nanosecond.

No motto we'll draw, Cunegonde,
seeks fresh fruits like bananas to bond,
Goldilocks here unlocks
secret core paradox
out of box skins, grins cover girl...ond!

To cut loss Bond must cross Rubicon
domain's main handyman waving wand,
sees her Caesar, she'll seize a
bite man sized [s]hark glees ah!
rondo comes to a close, rubicund