Trump Teaching 101 Poem by Randy McClave

Never, ever apologize
For telling any lies,
Because, if you keep on telling them
The gullible will start believing them.
Treat every adversary you meet as a fool
Name-calling is always cool,
Make names about them one and all
Then laugh when or if they ever fall.
Science is truly stupid
For business's it's not logical or suited,
Global warming does not even exist
At mother nature be defiant and shake your fist.
Empathy is just for losers
Sympathy are only for users,
Never feel or give anyone compassion
That should be your daily fashion.
Be afraid of anyone that's not white
Because, they are ready to rob, rape, murder and fight,
Remember, if they are any other color or race
You better always carry a gun, or mace.
Cheating is always acceptable
Especially when it's not perceptible,
And if you're never caught
That's a great lesson you have taught.
Bullying people is just normal behavior
Look at how they bullied the Savior,
He later forgave them one and all
Even Paul.
Spelling really isn't that important or essential
Especially if you were born and raised with potential,
As long as you can sign a check
Who cares of grammar what the heck.
Stealing from charities is always ethical and moral
It shouldn't be a show stopper let's not quarrel,
In the end it was received by the one truly needy
I took it, because I am greedy.
Reading is just a waste of time
To many words to look at and understand and define,
It makes the brain and the eyes tired
To read for you, someone should be hired.
Attacking dead people is always fair game
Especially if you truly don't know them and their fame,
Especially if you have trophies and awards on your shelves
And also they can't ever again defend themselves.
Distort the truth, always as needed
Let all the bad press about you be weeded,
And if in the end you are confronted by your druthers
Then always blame others.

Randy L. McClave