Trumpty Dumpty Poem by David Wood

Trumpty Dumpty is having a ball
Trumpty Dumpty will have a big fall
When he opens his mouth and has something to say
Even the Republicans just run away.
Trumpty Dumpty has a new friend
The Democrats, they'll love him till the very end,
As people go over to them with a burning desire
He'll leave the Republican Party in the deepest mire.
Trumpty Dumpty deserves a medal with great rapidity,
So award him the Medal for Outstanding Stupidity.
He should stick to selling, which he does with great zest,
And leave all the politics to those who know best.