Tucker Carlson Was Fired Poem by Randy McClave

Tucker Carlson today was fired
From Fox News he parted his way,
His departure was most certainly inspired
After Fox News paid over 700 million dollars from the lies he did say.
Tucker Carlson is a pathetic liar
Because of him many were arrested and many had died,
People like him the Devil does truly admire
Because of him the innocent have cried.
Tucker Carlson is no longer with Fox News
They knew that he was a lying evil man,
Now their is joy in the churches pews
Now no longer will Americans allow the Devil to do what he can.
Tucker Carlson won't be on Fox News anymore
To tell his followers how to act and how to think
So, how will his supporters know who to hate and who to deplore
And which Kool-Aid for them to drink.
Tucker Carlson is now looking for a job
Maybe now Tucker will work for his chief and master trump
He would be happy to work for his hero, his heart throb
Then if he costs trump money, he'll get dumped.
Tucker Carlson today was canned
Because of spreading lies about the election that trump lost,
Now from Fox was fired and banned
And hundred of millions of dollars was the cost.
Tucker Carlson is now a has-been
But, maybe one day he'll write his own memoranda,
And trump could hand deliver it to his boss Putin
And then Carlson could be Russia's new chief of propaganda.
Tucker Carlson will not be seen on tv tonight
I hope never in news he ever gets hired
Never to see or hear him on tv again will be my greatest delight
Because, today Tucker Carlson got fired.

Randy L. McClave