Two Fer Poem by Ima Ryma

Humans are known for stupid stuff.
Since the year,1591,
Men try to prove they're macho tough,
And be chased by us bulls for fun,
Through the streets of Pamplona, Spain.
This year, I broke off from the pack,
And zeroed in on one lamebrain,
Giving his butt another crack
With one horn, and then the other
Horn gored a second runner by,
Who was the first gored guy's brother.
The bleeding bros got this bull's eye.

All in all, this year's race was cool.
I won the best BS gore pool.