Undercover Sting Poem by Lamar Cole

He was a male policeman dressed as a pretty female hooker.
He was working an undercover sting to catch some stupid johns.
A young guy fell for his trap.
And approached him and grabbed his butt.
The young man then asked to buy sexual favors from him.
The cop then handcuffed him and told him.
You stupid jackass I am a male cop and you are going to jail.
He thought as he was being taken to jail.
That it had seemed strange for a woman to have such a hard butt.