What An Idiot! Poem by Scotty Dogg

What An Idiot!

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Sliding down my pants
some would say retard
without the constant
sylvan lump “Run, ” go
my feet across the field
people give chase and I
shriek giggles dodging
the callused hands squeeze
my naked private and
jump on my hairy back
not loving my purple
raging prank do you?
Arrested.

Scotty Dogg
Monday, November 28, 2011
Topic(s) of this poem: purple
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