Scotty Dogg Poems

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1.
Makin' A Sandwich
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frowning a frown- i notice
my beer gut-
gotta decide which to do first:
white vinegar smelly onion,
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2.
Cubs Vs Cardinals
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Through a concrete gate opening
the green field revealed itself.
I remember the white lines too.
Organ music smells hotdog smiles.
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3.
The Bad Poem
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We'll lash you up foul poem,
And bind you in three knots.
We'll twist you till your stars
Won't shine, and
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4.
Down And Out In Bloomington
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I walk the streets wondering
'why me? ' I'm pathetic as I
head into the bar to gulp
my fill of Coors(Lite) . 'They'
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5.
Day Dreaming At Work
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On a snowy canvas, I splashed her
down with bare, brown, freckled
shoulders. With mirrors everywhere,
she crams both purple fists into a
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6.
He's Left The Building
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White sparkle shades grinning
your bell bottoms. Tacky.
Not much of a bulge. The girls screamed.
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7.
My Other Car Is A Volvo
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You are a brown dumpster
With wheels. And me smiling,
Wearing my new sunglasses
Driving you crazy sitting on
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8.
Ode To Fall
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The never ending orange and yellow
Leaves bombard me;
Bludgeon me like the Red Baron
Shot up Snoopy that one Halloween
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9.
Pondering The Disposal
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Steel blades in a dark
hole.
Food gets smushed.
Put your fingers in;
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10.
Scrub A Dubby Dub
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With a silly grin and
a heavy sigh
I grab my last brown
banana. Call
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