What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Is it the stratosphere? Is it space?
Is it stars and planets?
Is it Blair Tindall who keeps descending upon you?
Like a swarm of locusts.
Beakman never had this problem,
Nor Mr. Wizard,
That will teach you from landing a marriage that ought not to be.
Newton, Planck, Hubble,
They were always to busy with the game you played,
They were in fact making history.
Sagan, where are you when PBS really needed you?
Blair and Bill, they are in the middle so-called separation, fission.
Blair and Bill have the same ego, magnetic repulsion.
Blair and Bill are not one in this marriage, fusion.
Blair and Bill are not in the least bit attracted toward each other, anti-gravitational theory.
Blair and Bill began their “marriage” with a Big Bang,
But it is liable to be Black Hole in the future.
The songs that DEVO made were made for this type of evolution,
Of personal relationships.
Along with, The Eve of Destruction is what Barry McGuire sang.

(11-22-2007)