What’s Wrong With This Picture? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Indeed the non-talented Britany Spears has made the headline today,
She has come out with a new album on CD, you say “No Way”,
She’s been tripping lately,
lost physical custody of her kids,
Went to Rehab,
was in car accidents,
She bombed while she did debut from her return from Rehab to the stage,
She is facing a point in her career she must stop before she skids,
OUT of CONTROL, ” Yes, Way.

She offended the Catholic Church,
By posing seductively in a confessional with a priest.
The La-La land star had gone far, enough to present shock value,
To her act, her fame, once again, for that she searched.
She had was clad only the most sexy black dress ever,
To compliment the priest cassock, would he hear her confession?
And give two Our Fathers, three Hail Mary’s, four Glory Be’s, times two,
The Catholic Church should be aware of its own sins,
Rather than a fixed upon a teeny-bopper semi-star,
Years of pedophile behavior amongst some your priests,
And your attempt to hide them and cover their tracks is where the scandal begins.

It’s true that Britney has some sort of problem,
But what is your problem, a massive conspiracy through out the decades,
Britney will have her last judgment with God for the behavior that she enjoys,
She is liable to get more reprieves for ill-sightedness,
Than your priests’ sanctified hands that illicitly touched little boys.

(10-31-2007)