What She Wants Poem by Randy McClave

She says she wants a man who is taller
Then I say well I want a woman who isn't smaller,
She wants a man at least an inch taller than her
So, she can look up to him and call him sir.
I don't care if a woman is smaller or taller or my size,
Just as long as I can look into her eyes

She wants a man who is thinner
Well I then want a woman who is skinnier,
She wants a man who is not heavy
And she wants a man who owns a truck preferably a Chevy.
She wants a man who looks like a superhero in a cape,
Well then I want a woman who stays in shape.

She wants a man who has a job
Then I want a woman who pays back and never does rob,
She wants a man who brings home a paycheck from work
And he'll spoil her while not ever being a jerk
She wants a man who is fit and has assurance,
And also who has great benefits and insurance.

She wants a man who has no scars or not even a bruise
Well then I want a woman who has not one tattoo,
She wants a man who doesn't hang out with thugs
Well I want a woman who doesn't smoke or drink or uses drugs.
She wants a man who wears a stylish shirt,
I then want a woman who wears a short tartan skirt.

She wants a man with a beautiful smile
Then I want a woman with a very caring style,
She wants a man who doesn't cheat and who is honest and true
I want a woman who'll always say, "I love you"
She wants a man for his wallet and also for his looks
Well, I want a woman who has a great soul and cooks.

Randy L. McClave