When Wives Get Upset......[marriage; Short; Humor? ; Personal]] Poem by Bri Edwards

When Wives Get Upset......[marriage; Short; Humor? ; Personal]]

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There are times when my wife has a fit.
Then she treats me like a twit.
Or worse she treats me like a cur.
What did I ever do to her? ?

Of course it is HER house.
So I must cower like a mouse.
She may pinch, poke, and punch.
I must 'eat it' like it is lunch.

‘Cause if I don't I may find,
she will treat me even LESS kind.
Well at times I may deserve it all.
Many men have made the fall......from grace.

Tonight was just such a night.
I yelled at her and that ain't right!
I WAS both a twit AND a cur.
How can I make it up to her? ?

Maybe I can't and that IS bad.
It even makes me a LITTLE sad.
Well, I'm only a man. What's your guess?
I think women should just expect LESS.......from men.

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
i usually don't screw up as badly as i did tonight. you wouldn't believe the threats that came out of her mouth. luckily i managed to fit in, between the pinches, punches, and pokes (from her, against my body) , one 'i love you.' that and eating anything she crammed into my mouth, including seaweed i think, while i stood silently in place, saved my from having to sleep in the car tonight (HER car) . i HAD to be silent since my mouth was so full. I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP! ! ! but i deserved it......?
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