When Your Wife Says Something Else Poem by gershon hepner

When your head says one thing and your wife
says something else your head will lose,
for when you marry you don’t get a life:
your life is what precisely you will lose.

Cats of Hemingway have got six toes:
my wife and I have got a cat like that.
We both have got a life, and each well knows
the other is a truly hip hepcat.

My wife love me since I’m her Taurus bull,
and she’s my Pisces fish, and not a sacred cow,
since she gets catty when I try to pull
the wool before her eyes, and says miaow.