Witches, Wizards And Woody Wands Poem by Andy Brookes

Dorothy waits over the rainbow clicking Ruby Slippers impatiently
house crushed witch dissolves cryptically
Swiss cheese thoughts swirling chocolaty, Toblerone hills melt honey sweet
avalanching crushed nuts send cow bells ringing in the moonlight,
ah, we are saved by Harry Potter's spells skiing downhill fast wand waving
there's no place like home as Alice morphs into Dorothy.
Happy endings all round.