Wuz Up Homegurl? (Tale Me Wat We Bee Like....) Poem by Cherokee Akan Ewe

i got dat funk
fo ya Trunk
might as well get that Sarbanes Oxley(SOX) certification training
while you a Paralegal
sow you and I and your customers know we won't miss
as a certification is a certification
ruling like this
and now you ruling like that
righ
ah righ (echoing)
i bee telling them homegurlz
at the grocery stores
as grocery store cashiers
counting money and coins
acknowledging receipts
plus pitching sales
with customer service
be about 4 or 5 positions in one
they be looking at each other wid they hands on they hips
plus arms crossed
saying that's wuz up
sow what's going down is the funk...
on a whole other level of reconditioning is dat funk
didn't mean tah turn ya on righ
leaving ya lit
one degree pass a sparked and 98.6 Fahrenheit
yo i been wearing my SOX baseball hat
running markets like Bulls
and storing securities like the Bears
buying real property in the northern UK (really soon when i migrate back over there again due to the home equity dat be banging)
that's why i got my baseball cap of the Blue Jays
and nah i don't own any Jordans
plus them singers fo show will get ya hot
on the floor mopping waxed shining glossy
stepping to the one and the two and four and the eight oclock
which be one hour before 9
the exact amount of months to birth your indigenous child vertically without any spinal cord shot
with a Doula or two than not
wuz up homegurl?
i came tah getya emotion static with the higher gain of plots
all frum tha eye based in Roots
Branching Cherokee Akan Ewe got us rain dancing while the imports toot toot
and those greener vehicles get'tah beep beep
ahpopahpoppin on the rise four oclock flower style
the Rhythm even got stickman out fo da meal still in position never looking suspicious....(laughing uncontrollably)