Ramona Thompson Poems

Dark rewrite of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Terrorists, you're gonna have yourselfs a bloody little Christmas this year
Watch out for our dynamite
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Police Hell bent on destruction and corruption
Insanly pursuing the almightly dollar not afraid at all to harm anyone who gets in their way
Giants with power beyond our human control
Streets better beware cos here those crooked black and blues come again looking for some trouble
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Police Hell bent on breaking you in half for your false accuusations of police brutality
Insanly enraged over your overwelming show of disrespect
Gotta change your minds and change them quick
So many of you, so many lies just floating around out there
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Warning! The following may not be suitable for all readers or ages!

(Erotic parody of The Power Ranger's Operation Overdrive theme song)
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Gentlemen 18 and up
If you can get it up
Then for sure I wanna hear from you
And if you're lucky
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Panem et circenses
Bread and circus games
I have no time for either
The poor ones I toss away without a care
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Again and again
You pit us againest one another
Calling our my name when you're with her and her name with you're with me
Got us bad mouthing each other all over the place
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Rewrite of the classic song, My Funny Valentine

My horny Valentine
Sweet erotic Valentine
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A dark parody of Edwin Starr's War
Meant as satire only!
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A little too much
Holiday cheer
Twas the night before
His wedding anniversary
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