Ramona Thompson Poems

So sick of the same old, same old
Chicken, steak, and pizza
It's all the same
Bland and boring
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You low down rotten s.o.b.
Is there nothing that you won't do to make me miserable?
Now that I've let you go
Now that our affair is over
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Rock and roll bad boy
As naughty as they come
But that's why we love him
All because he dares to do and say what we never would
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4 wax figures
Brought to life
To protect the earth from evil forces
They will be given the status of heros
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An erotic parody of Soft Cell's Tainted Love

Inspired by Pirates of The Carribbean
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Lustful meanings between human and elf we must keep secret
Eternally doomed to but never be together as one for all the world to see
Given our hearts so hastly to one another before we even knew that
Only 2 nights every 5 years may spent united in the embrace of our bittersweet bliss
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Dark rewrite/parody of Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven


Inspired by a very hateful preacher
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Warning-Sexual content! May not be suitable for all readers!

Parody of the classic song from the film of the same name The Girl Can't Help It
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Not normal
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Watch out!
They're on the run
On the road to ruin
Here comes a force
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