My family
All backs turned againest me
My friends
One by one
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Going going and maybe soon to be all gone
Lost control long ago now we must do all that we can do try and save what is left before it's too late
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Out there somewhere
I know
My dream waits for me
A true and honest love like no other
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A dark rewrite of Skid Row's 18 and Life
Wonder sometimes when I'm all alone at night
Will it be a girl or will be a boy?
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Help me if you can
She wants alimony
Oh honey I think I'm gonna wind up brokey
Worse then when John married Yoko
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Rewrite of Cher's classic song, Main Man
Written by me, a straight woman trying to capture a gay man's point of view
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Haunted by him
A beast of a man with a rotting tongue to kiss and a touch as cold as the grave
Left with no choice each Halloween I must surrender to his most unnatural of carnal desires
Lower myself into a vat of flesh eating worms and die all over again
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A Jerry Springer inspired parody of the Christmas classic, Let It Snow
Oh, the streets outside are frightful
But my darling with your charms so delightful
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