Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
2. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
3. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
4. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
5. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
6. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
7. Candy Man 3/30/2010
8. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
9. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
10. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
11. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
12. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
13. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
14. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
15. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
16. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
17. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
18. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
19. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
20. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
21. St Ives 1/3/2003
22. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
23. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
24. Cinderella 3/30/2010
25. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
26. The Pig 1/1/2004
27. Television 1/3/2003

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Best Poem of Roald Dahl

Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...

Read the full of Television

Hot And Cold

A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'

'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'

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