Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
2. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
3. Candy Man 3/30/2010
4. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
5. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
6. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
7. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
8. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
9. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
10. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
11. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
12. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
13. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
14. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
15. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
16. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
17. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
18. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
19. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
20. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
21. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
22. St Ives 1/3/2003
23. Cinderella 3/30/2010
24. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
25. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
26. The Pig 1/1/2004
27. Television 1/3/2003

Comments about Roald Dahl

  • jesus (2/8/2018 3:22:00 AM)

    i am Jesus and i have a nice bum

    3 person liked.
    23 person did not like.
  • Roald Dahl (2/6/2018 8:13:00 PM)

    do you still believe I'm dead? I still post on Facebook! ! !

  • silverstein (2/2/2018 8:58:00 PM)

    o.p. bruh
    So lijit cool probably better than mine.

  • Suspense (1/23/2018 6:00:00 AM)

    I love your poems.You are most awesome script writer.

  • Noone (1/8/2018 7:05:00 AM)

    Hate it

  • Anonymous (1/3/2018 6:14:00 AM)

    Great writer of stories and poems. LOve all of them!

  • Liam Allen (11/30/2017 11:12:00 AM)

    hot hot ououou mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Liam Allen (11/30/2017 11:10:00 AM)

    I like hot shes.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

  • anonymous (11/27/2017 3:09:00 PM)

    ur books and ALL ur poems are my fav. at school i'm doing a biography on u

  • Samantha (11/26/2017 5:22:00 AM)

    i love your books and poems they cheer my family up a looot

Best Poem of Roald Dahl


The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.

Read the full of Television


I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,

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