Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
2. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
3. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
4. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
5. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
6. Candy Man 3/30/2010
7. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
8. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
9. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
10. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
11. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
12. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
13. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
14. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
15. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
16. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
17. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
18. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
19. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
20. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
21. St Ives 1/3/2003
22. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
23. Cinderella 3/30/2010
24. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
25. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
26. The Pig 1/1/2004
27. Television 1/3/2003

Comments about Roald Dahl

  • Hurain (8/9/2018 9:41:00 AM)

    I have read all the books of Roald dahl like witches BFG Charlie and the chocolate factory

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  • Ryanthedojonaja2517 (8/8/2018 9:38:00 PM)

    he is a smart man fron ryan

  • jeremy corbyn (7/28/2018 3:03:00 PM)

    at 28/7/18 i went on a ride on a bus at the next stop.a donkey came on the bus.she wanted straw laid out on her seat and grass for her said the bus driver and drove of quick.the donkey did not like it and kicked the driver of the bus.

  • billys bully boys (7/28/2018 2:49:00 PM)

    hey do you like spitting an coughing you come late you got hairy feet. put custard on your eggs and eat you wear a jacket with no vest t-shirt and wear yellow skirts from 12.00 to.18.00 every sunday afternoons

  • emmanuel (7/28/2018 2:44:00 PM)

    i wish all the toads are as big as a fat bellied pig your fairy tales are true

  • Im not telling u my name (7/6/2018 10:40:00 AM)

    I love your books and poems Mr. Dahl

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  • Lord Farquaad (6/13/2018 11:29:00 AM)

    This poem is doodooo i cannit beiliove theis peom.

  • trash (6/13/2018 6:18:00 AM)

    this was so trash ffffffffffffff########uuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk

  • Samadhi (6/4/2018 3:52:00 AM)

    I love Roald Dahl. I love his books. I have read all of them. Now, l still read them. They are my favourite books.

Best Poem of Roald Dahl


The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.

Read the full of Television


I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,

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