Roald Dahl

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a British novelist, short story writer, fighter pilot and screenwriter.

His parents were from Norway, but he was born in Wales, 1916. The family used to spend the summer holidays on a little Norwegian island, swimming, fishing and going by boat. When Roald was four years old, his father died, so his mother had to organise the trip alone for hers ...
Popular Poems
1.
Television
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
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2.
The Pig
In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
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3.
Hot And Cold
A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
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4.
Cinderella
I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
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5.
"Mike Teavee..."
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
...
Popular Quotes
27 April 2016
“Those who dont believe in magic will never find it.”
27 April 2016
“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who dont believe in magic will never find it.”
27 April 2016
“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”
27 April 2016
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
27 April 2016
“Dont gobblefunk around with words.”

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