Roald Dahl Poems
|2.||Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious....||3/30/2010|
|3.||Veruca Salt, The Little Brute||3/30/2010|
|5.||The Rowing Song||3/30/2010|
|6.||Down They Go...||3/30/2010|
|8.||Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary||3/30/2010|
|9.||There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing||3/30/2010|
|10.||Hey Diddle Diddle||3/30/2010|
|11.||If You Are Old And Have The Shakes||3/30/2010|
|12.||My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be||3/30/2010|
|13.||Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop||3/30/2010|
|14.||I Had A Little Nut-Tree,||3/30/2010|
|15.||I Want It Now||3/30/2010|
|16.||Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree||3/30/2010|
|18.||I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket||3/30/2010|
|19.||The Three Little Pigs||3/30/2010|
|20.||Attention Please! Attention Please!||3/30/2010|
|21.||Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf||3/30/2010|
|25.||Hot And Cold||1/3/2003|
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Down They Go...
Down they go!
Hail and snow!
Freezes and sneezes and noses will blow!