Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
2. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
3. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
4. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
5. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
6. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
7. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
8. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
9. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
10. Candy Man 3/30/2010
11. St Ives 1/3/2003
12. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
13. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
14. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
15. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
16. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
17. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
18. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
19. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
20. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
21. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
22. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
23. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
24. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
25. Cinderella 3/30/2010
26. The Pig 1/1/2004
27. Television 1/3/2003

Comments about Roald Dahl

  • Britte Ninad Britte Ninad (8/13/2018 1:46:00 AM)

    Most amazing and wonderful writer

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  • Hurain (8/9/2018 9:41:00 AM)

    I have read all the books of Roald dahl like witches BFG Charlie and the chocolate factory

  • Ryanthedojonaja2517 (8/8/2018 9:38:00 PM)

    he is a smart man fron ryan

  • jeremy corbyn (7/28/2018 3:03:00 PM)

    at 28/7/18 i went on a ride on a bus at the next stop.a donkey came on the bus.she wanted straw laid out on her seat and grass for her said the bus driver and drove of quick.the donkey did not like it and kicked the driver of the bus.

  • billys bully boys (7/28/2018 2:49:00 PM)

    hey do you like spitting an coughing you come late you got hairy feet. put custard on your eggs and eat you wear a jacket with no vest t-shirt and wear yellow skirts from 12.00 to.18.00 every sunday afternoons

  • emmanuel (7/28/2018 2:44:00 PM)

    i wish all the toads are as big as a fat bellied pig your fairy tales are true

  • Im not telling u my name (7/6/2018 10:40:00 AM)

    I love your books and poems Mr. Dahl

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  • Lord Farquaad (6/13/2018 11:29:00 AM)

    This poem is doodooo i cannit beiliove theis peom.

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Best Poem of Roald Dahl


The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.

Read the full of Television

Hot And Cold

A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
'By golly gosh, you must be cold!'

'No, no!' she cried. 'Indeed I'm not!
I'm feeling devilishly hot!'

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