Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl (13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

#24 on top 500 poets

1.	Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious....	3/30/2010
2.	Excerpt –	3/30/2010
3.	Veruca Salt, The Little Brute	3/30/2010
4.	Down They Go...	3/30/2010
5.	The Rowing Song	3/30/2010
6.	There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing	3/30/2010
7.	If You Are Old And Have The Shakes	3/30/2010
8.	Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary	3/30/2010
9.	Hey Diddle Diddle	3/30/2010
10.	Candy Man	3/30/2010
11.	St Ives	1/3/2003
12.	The Crocodile	5/2/2014
13.	I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket	3/30/2010
14.	Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop	3/30/2010
15.	I Had A Little Nut-Tree,	3/30/2010
16.	"Mike Teavee..."	1/1/2004
17.	Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree	3/30/2010
18.	My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be	3/30/2010
19.	I Want It Now	3/30/2010
20.	The Three Little Pigs	3/30/2010
21.	Pure Imagination	3/30/2010
22.	Attention Please! Attention Please!	3/30/2010
23.	Hot And Cold	1/3/2003
24.	Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf	3/30/2010
25.	Cinderella	3/30/2010
26.	The Pig	1/1/2004
27.	Television	1/3/2003

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Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...

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Down they go!
Hail and snow!
Freezes and sneezes and noses will blow!

Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl Poems

Television

Down They Go...