Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
2. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
3. Candy Man 3/30/2010
4. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
5. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
6. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
7. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
8. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
9. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
10. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
11. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
12. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
13. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
14. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
15. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
16. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
17. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
18. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
19. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
20. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
21. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
22. St Ives 1/3/2003
23. Cinderella 3/30/2010
24. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
25. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
26. The Pig 1/1/2004
27. Television 1/3/2003

Comments about Roald Dahl

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    this is the best poem to ever poem by my dad roald Dahl

  • Poetry (3/18/2018 2:22:00 PM)

    One of the best writers in the history of writing. His words will live on forever!

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Best Poem of Roald Dahl

Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...

Read the full of Television

Candy Man

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candy man, the candy man can
The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry–lemon pie
The candy man?

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