Roald Dahl Poems

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set -
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In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
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A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
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The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
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I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
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As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
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As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
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Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
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The animal I really dig,
Above all others is the pig.
Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,
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'Attention please! Attention please!
Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze!
Don't doze or daydream! Stay awake!
Your health, your very life's a ...
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