Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
2. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
3. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
4. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
5. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010
6. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
7. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
8. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
9. Candy Man 3/30/2010
10. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
11. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
12. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
13. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
14. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
15. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
16. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
17. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
18. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
19. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
20. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
21. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
22. Cinderella 3/30/2010
23. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
24. St Ives 1/3/2003
25. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
26. The Pig 1/1/2004
27. Television 1/3/2003

Comments about Roald Dahl

  • Lord Farquaad (6/13/2018 11:29:00 AM)

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Best Poem of Roald Dahl

Television

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...

Read the full of Television

"Mike Teavee..."

The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,

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