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Roald Dahl
Roald Dahl Poems
| 1. | The Crocodile | 5/2/2014 |
| 2. | The Rowing Song | 3/30/2010 |
| 3. | Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... | 3/30/2010 |
| 4. | Down They Go... | 3/30/2010 |
| 5. | Veruca Salt, The Little Brute | 3/30/2010 |
| 6. | There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing | 3/30/2010 |
| 7. | Hey Diddle Diddle | 3/30/2010 |
| 8. | Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary | 3/30/2010 |
| 9. | Candy Man | 3/30/2010 |
| 10. | Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop | 3/30/2010 |
| 11. | If You Are Old And Have The Shakes | 3/30/2010 |
| 12. | Excerpt – | 3/30/2010 |
| 13. | I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket | 3/30/2010 |
| 14. | I Had A Little Nut-Tree, | 3/30/2010 |
| 15. | Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree | 3/30/2010 |
| 16. | My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be | 3/30/2010 |
| 17. | Pure Imagination | 3/30/2010 |
| 18. | The Three Little Pigs | 3/30/2010 |
| 19. | I Want It Now | 3/30/2010 |
| 20. | Attention Please! Attention Please! | 3/30/2010 |
| 21. | Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf | 3/30/2010 |
| 22. | Cinderella | 3/30/2010 |
| 23. | "Mike Teavee..." | 1/1/2004 |
| 24. | St Ives | 1/3/2003 |
| 25. | Hot And Cold | 1/3/2003 |
| 26. | The Pig | 1/1/2004 |
| 27. | Television | 1/3/2003 |
Television
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
Oh...
"Mike Teavee..."
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
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I love Roald Dahl. I love his books. I have read all of them. Now, l still read them. They are my favourite books.
My favorite and one of the greatest poets of all times
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Unfortunately peaches don't carry vitamin C so you'll have to ask your soy boi father to take you to the park. Also, did you hear about that whole scandal with the president being involved with the new Day Z update coming out? I didn't believe it either until my eyes were opened about the chemicals in the water turning the green frogs gay.
Hey it's your mother and I'd like to let you know that just because your teachers favorite poet is my main man roald Dahl doesn't mean you can come in here and deficate on his profile. Roald Dahl is the author of James and the giant peach and I'm sure that some of you could Definitely use some fruit because you haven't left your room in a hot minute.
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I prefer Jean De La Fontaine.
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