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1.
Television
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
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2.
The Pig
In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
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3.
Hot And Cold
A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
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4.
"Mike Teavee..."
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
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5.
Cinderella
I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
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6.
Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf
As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
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7.
St Ives
As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
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8.
Pure Imagination
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
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9.
The Three Little Pigs
The animal I really dig,
Above all others is the pig.
Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,
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10.
My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be
'My teacher wasn't half as nice as yours seems to be.
His name was Mister Unsworth and he taught us history.
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