Roald Dahl

(13 September 1916 – 23 November 1990 / Cardiff / Wales)

Roald Dahl Poems

1. "Mike Teavee..." 1/1/2004
2. Attention Please! Attention Please! 3/30/2010
3. Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop 3/30/2010
4. Candy Man 3/30/2010
5. Cinderella 3/30/2010
6. Dear Friends, We Surely All Agree 3/30/2010
7. Down They Go... 3/30/2010
8. Excerpt – 3/30/2010
9. Hey Diddle Diddle 3/30/2010
10. Hot And Cold 1/3/2003
11. I Had A Little Nut-Tree, 3/30/2010
12. I Want It Now 3/30/2010
13. If You Are Old And Have The Shakes 3/30/2010
14. I'Ve Got A Golden Ticket 3/30/2010
15. Little Red Riding Hood And The Wolf 3/30/2010
16. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary 3/30/2010
17. My Teacher Wasn'T Half As Nice As Yours Seems To Be 3/30/2010
18. Oh You Knid, You Are Vile And Vermicious.... 3/30/2010
19. Pure Imagination 3/30/2010
20. St Ives 1/3/2003
21. Television 1/3/2003
22. The Crocodile 5/2/2014
23. The Pig 1/1/2004
24. The Rowing Song 3/30/2010
25. The Three Little Pigs 3/30/2010
26. There's No Earthly Way Of Knowing 3/30/2010
27. Veruca Salt, The Little Brute 3/30/2010

Comments about Roald Dahl

  • fisher (11/23/2017 4:02:00 AM)

    fish in the ocean are being fished by poeple like me in this world. And btw the earthe is round and not flat!

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  • ameerah (11/10/2017 12:55:00 PM)

    i love your poems and all your books, you must be the most awesome writer in history

  • Mehnoor Rizvi (2/18/2016 1:47:00 AM)

    What allIhave read so far, I found that he doesn't use ornamental language at all and gives a strong message in very soft, easy and sometimes hilarious way. Love his poems.

  • S B (5/5/2014 5:45:00 PM)

    Short and sweet poems with touches of humor! Love his poems! one of my favorite poets

  • Federico Granier (10/18/2013 9:30:00 AM)

    My own work as a tribute for Dahl (I am a non-english native speaker, sorry for any mistakes)

    PINOCCHIO – (The Roald Dalh unwritten story)

    An old wood-carver had a wish,
    although he had one cat, one fish,
    he asked a star for bones and skin
    (as a Blue Fairy was coming in)
    to see his puppet like a real boy
    to end his days with so much joy.

    Once inside the fairy said: ,
    (as the old man was in the bed)
    You´ve been so good. You´ll be a dad.
    This wooden puppet´ll be your lad.
    She made Pinocchio come alive
    but in return he had to strive
    to do his best to tell no lies
    and if he needed good advise
    a little cricket could help him out
    if any problem might bring about.
    But he had to make a deal
    if he wanted to become real:
    brave and truthful he should be
    and he would have a new ID.

    From now on, all day, all night
    he couldn´t do anything right,
    he looked for pleasure, fun and fame,
    all of these without an aim.
    Lots of lies everywhere
    not at all being aware
    that his nose grew ever longer
    with each lie it was stronger.

    Till finally one marvelous day
    every crap he threw away
    he saved Geppetto from a whale
    all of them ended up hale.
    Back at home, the Magic Fairy,
    after seeing they were merry,
    said: Pinocchio, as reward
    your wish won´t be ignored
    She gave her wand a mighty flick
    but she started to get sick
    cause the magic didn´t work
    (she turned out to be a jerk)
    The Blue Fairy was a fake
    there was no magic, for god´s sake!
    You can´t imagine what you will hear:
    she was a simple puppeteer!

  • Amy Willows Amy Willows (9/28/2013 6:30:00 AM)

    the cinderella poem is nice at least she didnt marry the prince

  • Amy Willows Amy Willows (9/15/2013 9:21:00 AM)

    our assistant head misteress read us almost all the roald dahl books for an hour and i loved charlie and the chcolate factory and matilda the most

  • Amy Willows Amy Willows (9/15/2013 9:15:00 AM)

    on 13th september the class 3s made an amazing mini concert on all of roald dahls poems it was the best thing they ever did when they celebrated roald dahls b-day since the sschool started

  • Goldheart Bird (9/4/2013 10:31:00 AM)

    I love Roald Dahl! He is amazing poet! And most of his poems are very funny! He is my MMOST favorite poet in all poemhunter!

  • Swagger Mcjagger (1/9/2013 8:54:00 AM)

    His writting has such a swagger to it.

Best Poem of Roald Dahl


The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set --
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
(Last week in someone's place we saw
A dozen eyeballs on the floor.)
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.

Read the full of Television


I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,

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