Brian Mayo

Gold Star - 12,347 Points [the cheese whisperer] (1960)

Brian Mayo Poems

1. Limerick: Amazon Delivery Drone 10/28/2015
2. Laundromat 12/9/2015
3. Figgy Putin 12/24/2016
4. 'Yet' 11/1/2015
5. 'Poem? What Poem? ' 11/2/2015
6. Waiting And Stuff 10/19/2015
7. A Superb Haiku 10/22/2015
8. Scary Movies! 10/21/2015
9. Script Changes I'd Like To See 11/2/2015
10. He Died 10/31/2015
11. Jesus Wept 10/31/2015
12. Everybody Wants A Piece Of You 10/31/2015
13. Harbor's Mist? 11/17/2015
14. Poetry Is Stupid 11/25/2015
15. 'Eyeballs' 7/23/2016
16. Haiku Roadkill 3/11/2016
17. Haitian Journal 1974 4/27/2016
18. Limerick - Hugh Jasso 1/10/2016
19. What If? 12/3/2015
20. Apology To Jesus 3/4/2016
21. Reflection 12/8/2015
22. Poem's End 3/7/2016
23. Love Poem 2/29/2016
24. Nocturnal 1/19/2016
25. French Maid 2/7/2016
26. Upon The Breast 3/17/2016
27. Dark Water 11/19/2015
28. A Poem That Killed A Man 11/5/2015
29. Monolith 10/19/2015
30. Do Not Feed The Poem 10/18/2015
31. The Poet And The Pearly Gates 10/18/2015
32. It's Not That He Doesn't Care 10/22/2015
33. The Devil's Iphone 10/23/2015
34. Spilled Milk 11/29/2015
35. Smile And Make Plans 11/4/2015
36. Five More Minutes 4/20/2016
37. No Son Of Mine 3/15/2016
38. Rescue Dog 8/3/2016
39. Limerick: Bathroom Humor 2/9/2016
40. Indian Trails 3/2/2016

Comments about Brian Mayo

  • Theodora Onken (5/9/2016 9:11:00 PM)

    Brian, you are one of the few here who recognizes good poetry from total crap; Have been here many years and have seen it all. Really hope that you stay - continue sharing your great poetry and do not ever stop commenting. You are honest and brave and recognize - the awesome and the almost grade school writes of those who love to throw around big names and quotes but who make many mistakes in the writing of their gibberish. Tell you at times, i feel as if i am visiting the loony bin. Do not know what has happened to this once highly held-respected site but it has lost a lot of it's credibility since December. Anyway, just wanted to say, keep on, keepin' on. Maybe this site can be saved.

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  • Bri Edwards Bri Edwards (2/5/2016 3:02:00 PM)

    do yourself a favor (if you are like me) and check out Brian's The Possum. maybe not for the staunch animal-lover.
    bri :)

  • Wes Vogler Wes Vogler (11/25/2015 12:25:00 AM)

    The guy's a nut and loads of fun. He entertains as many do not.

  • Pamela Sinicrope Pamela Sinicrope (11/13/2015 7:39:00 PM)

    I have truly enjoyed perusing Brian Mayo's poetry and prose. He's caught me off guard and made me laugh or gasp too many times to count. I actually stole one of his poems and claimed it as my own, but then he skillfully brought it back with a piece of attached twine. He is masterful with his pen, his wit, and his satire. He's actually kind of fearless in his writing, tackling subjects including: Christ, the devil, poem, drones, and paper napkins. He's crafty with rhymes, but equally good with his prose, storytelling, and ability to evoke strong, beautiful, and sometimes, unsettling images. Pretty much all of his pieces have a strong message to impart, despite the fact that some may appear 'cute' or simple on the outside. The 'tell-tale heart' beats within the candy she'll exterior. Read his poems... But be careful... They BITE! ;)

  • Neran Sati (10/23/2015 6:55:00 AM)

    I see Brian as ingeniuos poet, granted with splendid imagination, lucent style and wonderfully rational expression, creating poems of superb harmony and thrilling beauty. From haiku and gentle lyrics to witty humorous pieces. My favorite are the latter, where in bright colours, he strikes various faces of prejudice, superstition or adoration, using original imaginative discourse permeated with more or less overt irony, to my mind echoing Gulliver's travels. It also sounds like surpassing present issues, in the service of true humanity, always along but rarely awaken.

Best Poem of Brian Mayo

Steal This Poem

Here’s a poem for you to steal
Just take it; don’t be shy
I’m sure the man who wrote it has
An adequate supply.

It’s just the poem you’re looking for-
Amusing and succinct
Yet bad enough for people to
Believe it’s one you inked.

You simply highlight all the text
And copy with one click
Then paste it anywhere you want
It’s really just that quick.

Don’t stop now; just one more step
And then this poem you’ll claim
It’s really just a little thing…
You’ve got to sign your name.

(your name here)

Read the full of Steal This Poem

Waiting And Stuff

If gravity
should one day grow old and weak,
its tenuous hold on the planets slipped at last
and the suns
wink-out one-by-one,
galaxies extinguished like scattered embers
it seems only right
that I, too, should perish.
If there is any truth to infinity

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