Chuck Audette

Rookie - 59 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Chuck Audette Poems

81. Coprophagous (A Gross Little Ditty) 2/28/2006
82. Just Desserts And Final Judgement 5/25/2006
83. Final Wishes 5/4/2005
84. Dark Science With A Light Meter 1/2/2006
85. Nude Beach Rookie 8/9/2005
86. When You'Re Least Expecting... 4/28/2006
87. Em-Barking On A New Love 9/22/2006
88. Modern Day Robinson Crusoe 8/11/2006
89. On Aging... (Just A Few Lines) 8/15/2007
90. Lap Of Luxury 3/6/2006
91. My House Was Robbed By A Monkey 9/15/2009
92. Hire And Fire 4/11/2006
93. I'M Sorry I Saw Your Boob 7/8/2008
94. An Ode To Motherly Knowledge 11/7/2007
95. The Hunt For Red October 4/21/2006
96. Things To Not Do When Bored 8/7/2006
97. Broken Keyboard 5/25/2006
98. My Fellow Homicide Detective And I At The Crime Scene 5/25/2006
99. Brewed Awakening 4/1/2005
100. Children And Their Sense Of Timing 7/17/2006
101. On Writing Poems In The Bathroom Stall 3/27/2006
102. Sinusitis (It's All In My Head) 1/31/2007
103. Concrete Poem #2: Head On. Does This Commercial Make You Want To Kill Yourself? 9/23/2006
104. The Tale Of The Missionary And The Cannibals 8/7/2006
105. Multitalented 6/9/2005
106. Swatted - A Sad Tale Of Interspecies Love 4/4/2005
107. Concrete Poem #1: 'soup' (A Tribute To Reinhard Döhl) 4/14/2006
108. Ode To A Rotten Banana (A Poem Destined For The Mulch Pile) 4/2/2007
109. Coming To My Senses... 10/7/2005
110. You 10/7/2005
111. First Dates And Coffee Shops 4/17/2006
112. The Bible Manual To Making Weapons Of Mass Destruction 5/25/2007
113. Da Vinci Painting The Mona Lisa 2/23/2006
114. The Fisherman's Death 3/13/2006
115. Spoonerism Picnic 12/30/2005
116. The Bride Of Frankenstein (Aka Creating A Woman) 11/8/2005
117. The Bacon Tree 6/2/2006
118. Cosmic Accident? 4/7/2005
119. Beach Cleanup 9/23/2006
120. An Ode To Hot Coffee And Dictionaries 4/17/2006

Comments about Chuck Audette

  • Meg smeed (5/29/2018 9:34:00 AM)

    I am so Sorry for that comment my friend made. I love your poem.

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  • gogo 22558 (5/29/2018 9:30:00 AM)

    how does that relate to poetry all your talking about is mr audets is great at poetry, the guys probably a frod, do you even take the time to listen what the guys talking about? I will bet that if you look up one of his poems it will come up withe some one else then grade 1 frog. find a different poet to fall for. I am sorry for my chose of words but find someone else.

  • Cj Heck Cj Heck (8/5/2009 1:20:00 PM)

    Rarely does one come across a poet who has the uncanny ability to say so much in so few lines. When I need a smile, or a chance to think... I come and read Mr. Audet's work. He's a genius with brilliant ideas that seem to effortlessly flow through his fingers onto the keyboard to grace our computer screens. I bow to his talent...
    Warmest regards and respect,
    CJ Heck

  • R H (10/18/2006 7:20:00 AM)

    Contrary to his modest biography, Chuck Audette's superior wordsmithing places him in a league of his own. He has a flair, wit and imagination that combine to make him one of the most original writers I have come across. His wordplay is second to none - sometimes so subtle that the reader may not fully appreciate his lexical gymnastics on first reading. He is the master of brevity, an unashamed rhymer and a respected commentator here at PH. His poetry has fast become an indulgence of mine and judging by the other comments I have read on his work, I know I am not alone. So, keep them coming Chuck - you know you're good...! Justine.

  • Emily Courtney (10/10/2006 2:46:00 AM)

    Wow, the plethora of pomes you have here is very reminiscent of being in a candy shop or talking to a drug dealer… so many great options. I love them all good thing you can overdoes on poetry. You must have one hell of a muse!

  • Esther Leclerc (3/28/2006 8:51:00 AM)

    I thought about listing my favorite (so far) poems by Chuck, but then this whole comment would be one groaning LIST... Chuck is a real writer, one who thinks and knows and feels. What I mean is, he has the skills and he uses them; but he also has a true gift which he doesn't squander, the mark of a true artist... Much of his poetry flows so well, it seems effortless; but I suspect there is actual work involved. I hope there is - - if not, he's another poet/that's got my go-at! ... Keep on keeping on, C. C. Writer. And mind the size of your head 'cause if anyone's got a right to a size 42 hat, it's YOU! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Your grateful, laughing pal - - Est: ]

Best Poem of Chuck Audette

Adult Adhd

Adult ADHD
has gotten me
too much TV
can't you see?

surfin the web
can't concentrate
I'm at my job
but my brain is late.

chores at home
still not quite done
and I should exercise
but my mind has run

I want to write more
but this is all I can do
losing track
this poem's about who?

Read the full of Adult Adhd

Mad Cow Disease

an iron-fisted farmer
was found,
drowned in milk
weird prints abound
then to my eyes
I had a whim
that all the cows

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