Chuck Audette
Poetry Hell, Vermont

Poems

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21.
A Thorny Issue - My Prize Roses Were Stolen!
It looks like forced entry
by a criminal hardened -
Where is the sentry
who's guardin' my garden?
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22.
Underdressed
a snowstorm leaves
a passing
wintertime belief
the white and dark
...
The Irish were brave with no fear
'Let's take over the world! ' was their cheer
but that was prevented
when someone invented
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24.
A Child's Scientific Religious Experiment
the coin falls
dropped in the well
bouncing off walls
deep to hell
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25.
Mourning Sickness
For an umpteenth time, I fix my tie
glance at the clock and sigh
The memorial service starts at eight
And as always, we'll be late
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26.
Gruesome Crime Scene Humor
27.
Celestial Observations
Orion is dancin' across the heavens
and there's stars in the eyes of the sisters seven
Mars comes courting the Earth tonight
til the moon ends their date with his paternal porch light
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28.
The Bath Thief
I don't care
people stare
and really want to laugh
a mystery
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29.
Pizza In The Lunchroom
'Pizza in the lunchroom'
she said as she walked by
pizza in the lunchroom?
I had to go and try
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30.
The Moth Joke Song
I told the man
'I think I am...
I think I am a moth'.
He looked me up and down
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