Chuck Audette

Rookie - 9 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Pizza In The Lunchroom - Poem by Chuck Audette

'Pizza in the lunchroom'
she said as she walked by
pizza in the lunchroom?
I had to go and try
and no one knew just why
there was pizza in the lunchroom
but I love free pizza pie.

Free pizza in the lunchroom -
I ate a lot, no lie
I didn't have no mo' room
and my stomach cursed my eye
And now that greasy pizza
has stained my only tie
but when there's pizza in the lunchroom
I ain't exactly shy.

Hey, who eatza all of da free pizza?
Yup, I was that guy
But, oohhh, those enticing slicings
are causing me to cry!
I hope my poem reveals
the truth behind the lie
that 'free pizza in the lunchroom'
means some Tums you'll have to buy

Comments about Pizza In The Lunchroom by Chuck Audette

  • (1/16/2009 11:59:00 AM)

    This poem's got a great melody,
    I can hear some country singer playing it on the radio.
    I really enjoyed it
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  • Elysabeth Faslund (8/25/2007 11:29:00 AM)

    Truth in a poem about pizza! Oh yeah, way funny, the satire on a deelish craving-gotta-have! No guilt anywhere in sight! Who needs guilt...that is for tomorrow! Go, Charles, go! ! ! xxxElysabeth (Report) Reply

  • (2/22/2006 7:58:00 AM)

    Laughing at this again, but I can't choose a favorite line - still, I've got to mention 'and my stomach cursed my eye'! Oh, and 'eatza/pizza' AND 'enticing slicings'! TOO funny and who can't relate? ! 10 for making my stomach hurt - from vicarious over-stuffing - and larfing! ! ! (Report) Reply

  • (4/11/2005 4:55:00 PM)

    This is pretty funny, Charles. The other good one was crashing a reception to get the free food. Just remember if you're ever in Washington - Republicans spend more and have better food at their receptions than Democrats - so crash the Republican receptions. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, April 11, 2005

Poem Edited: Thursday, June 5, 2008

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