Chuck Audette

Rookie - 59 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Chuck Audette Poems

1. This Throws Off My Whole Schedule, What Do I Do Until My 10 O'Clock? ! 10/31/2008
2. Little League Outfielder (Attention Elsewhere) 5/5/2009
3. The Captain Crushes My Bowspirit 1/27/2010
4. Never Bypass A Good Opportunity 1/27/2010
5. Poissoned To Death 4/27/2010
6. Schooner Or Later… (A 'Zen' Limerick) 3/15/2013
7. The Definition Of Success (A 'Zen' Limerick) 3/15/2013
8. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2010 - Courtesy 3/24/2011
9. His Annual 'Mission' In San Juan Capistrano 12/11/2008
10. Queens Over Aces 11/24/2008
11. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day (Part 2) 3/17/2009
12. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2011 - Ode To A Lass, Alas 3/21/2011
13. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day (Part 1) 3/17/2009
14. Card Playing Rookie - Asked To Leave The Casino 11/24/2008
15. Little Jack Horner's Undercover Identity Blown 10/31/2008
16. They'Re Chlorinating My Water 4/13/2005
17. The Spam Poem 10/27/2009
18. Christopher Columbus' Expensive Dream 4/4/2005
19. Sour Words 4/1/2005
20. Curative Efforts 12/13/2005
21. Message 12/28/2005
22. You'Re Welcome, To A Bilingual Pun 1/27/2010
23. Gambling Confession: How I Lost All My Money In The Bar 5/18/2009
24. My Dream House 4/1/2005
25. Cold Fall Morning 10/3/2005
26. Crushing Fatigue 5/25/2006
27. She Sleeps: 1: 53 Am 5/1/2005
28. Hard Lesson 4/8/2005
29. Water Break 2/22/2006
30. Kindling A New Romance 11/7/2007
31. The Landlord Explains: 2/12/2008
32. In My Fertile Imagination 9/5/2006
33. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2011 - Ode To A Crossword Addict 3/21/2011
34. British Commuters Ask 'Where Is It! ? ' 6/8/2007
35. Coming Up For Adoption 6/8/2007
36. The Wife Keeps Me On A Short Leash 10/19/2007
37. What A Crappy Thing To Do 9/19/2008
38. Ode To 'Citizen Kane' (A Movie Review In Four Lines) 6/4/2007
39. The Station Fire 2/20/2006
40. The End Of The Road 4/4/2005

Comments about Chuck Audette

  • Meg smeed (5/29/2018 9:34:00 AM)

    I am so Sorry for that comment my friend made. I love your poem.

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  • gogo 22558 (5/29/2018 9:30:00 AM)

    how does that relate to poetry all your talking about is mr audets is great at poetry, the guys probably a frod, do you even take the time to listen what the guys talking about? I will bet that if you look up one of his poems it will come up withe some one else then grade 1 frog. find a different poet to fall for. I am sorry for my chose of words but find someone else.

  • Cj Heck Cj Heck (8/5/2009 1:20:00 PM)

    Rarely does one come across a poet who has the uncanny ability to say so much in so few lines. When I need a smile, or a chance to think... I come and read Mr. Audet's work. He's a genius with brilliant ideas that seem to effortlessly flow through his fingers onto the keyboard to grace our computer screens. I bow to his talent...
    Warmest regards and respect,
    CJ Heck

  • R H (10/18/2006 7:20:00 AM)

    Contrary to his modest biography, Chuck Audette's superior wordsmithing places him in a league of his own. He has a flair, wit and imagination that combine to make him one of the most original writers I have come across. His wordplay is second to none - sometimes so subtle that the reader may not fully appreciate his lexical gymnastics on first reading. He is the master of brevity, an unashamed rhymer and a respected commentator here at PH. His poetry has fast become an indulgence of mine and judging by the other comments I have read on his work, I know I am not alone. So, keep them coming Chuck - you know you're good...! Justine.

  • Emily Courtney (10/10/2006 2:46:00 AM)

    Wow, the plethora of pomes you have here is very reminiscent of being in a candy shop or talking to a drug dealer… so many great options. I love them all good thing you can overdoes on poetry. You must have one hell of a muse!

  • Esther Leclerc (3/28/2006 8:51:00 AM)

    I thought about listing my favorite (so far) poems by Chuck, but then this whole comment would be one groaning LIST... Chuck is a real writer, one who thinks and knows and feels. What I mean is, he has the skills and he uses them; but he also has a true gift which he doesn't squander, the mark of a true artist... Much of his poetry flows so well, it seems effortless; but I suspect there is actual work involved. I hope there is - - if not, he's another poet/that's got my go-at! ... Keep on keeping on, C. C. Writer. And mind the size of your head 'cause if anyone's got a right to a size 42 hat, it's YOU! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Your grateful, laughing pal - - Est: ]

Best Poem of Chuck Audette

A Different Kind Of Graffiti Artist

'Truth is Love'
such words were said
as the poet painted
the town
all read

Read the full of A Different Kind Of Graffiti Artist

Mad Cow Disease

an iron-fisted farmer
was found,
drowned in milk
weird prints abound
then to my eyes
I had a whim
that all the cows
...grinned

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