In the book
of yes and no
it took
a moment's hesitation
...
Everything is breaking down;
everything is going to pot.
Who can escape the rot?
But I say let's not frown.
...
There are some who hate Valentine's Day.
I am not in their number.
Like Christmas it's over-commercialised;
but that's to be expected.
...
In haste I read the Li Sao
for the hourglass empties apace
and I fear regret now
lest other works be unread
...
Santa Clause scratched his head,
and thought, ‘Through a time-portal
we must have sped
because when I look around
...
After many a year of being alone
and being frustrated and prone
to repining, ever residing in
a social limbo, oft of my own devising,
...
What is the meaning of Christmas?
Is it presents and great food?
Is it decorations and carols by candlelight?
...
Can I not stop myself from wasting time,
composing rhyme after rhyme?
In a circus in Denmark,
...
The rich witch had an itch
to buy a plasmaphonic duosonic
universally lucky Himalayan Bluffanoni.
Now, why buy when you can cast a spell?
...