Kenn Nesbitt Poems
|1.||The Weather Is Perfect for Running||4/21/2015|
|3.||My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus||12/14/2015|
|5.||My Cow Bess||3/25/2016|
|6.||April Fool's Day||3/31/2016|
|8.||My Computer Ate My Homework||7/6/2015|
|9.||My Pig Won't Let Me Watch TV||5/8/2015|
|10.||Lunchbox Love Note||6/12/2015|
|11.||Basketball's My Favorite Sport||7/2/2015|
|12.||Hello, My Name is Madison||7/15/2015|
|13.||The Marvelous Homework And Housework Machine||3/17/2015|
|15.||Benjamin Plays Bass Guitar||3/12/2015|
|17.||Autumn Is The Time Of Year||12/16/2014|
|18.||A Funny Christmas||12/16/2014|
|20.||Homework, I Love You||3/17/2015|
|21.||While Strolling Down The Beach Today||12/26/2014|
|22.||My Dog Does My Homework||3/17/2015|
|23.||All My Great Excuses||3/17/2015|
|24.||Our Teacher's A Football Fanatic||11/29/2014|
|25.||My Teacher Ate My Homework||3/17/2015|
|26.||Good Morning, Dear Students||8/20/2015|
Good Morning, Dear Students
"Good morning, dear students," the principal said.
"Please put down your pencils and go back to bed.
Today we will spend the day playing outside,
then take the whole school on a carnival ride.
"We'll learn to eat candy while watching TV,
then listen to records and swing from a tree.
We'll also be learning to draw on the walls,
to scream in the classrooms and run in the halls.
"So bring in your skateboard, your scooter, your bike.
It's time to be different and do what you like.
The teachers are going to give you a rest.
Homework, I Love You
Homework, I love you. I think that you're great.
It's wonderful fun when you keep me up late.
I think you're the best when I'm totally stressed,
preparing and cramming all night for a test.
Homework, I love you. What more can I say?
I love to do hundreds of problems each day.
You boggle my mind and you make me go blind,
but still I'm ecstatic that you were assigned.