David Threadgold

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.4. Its Crackers - Poem by David Threadgold

Twenty four gold Christmas crackers
Wrapped with a pretty red bow
Placed on the table for Christmas
To brighten things up don’t you know

All guests get seated together
With comments on such a fine spread
But should they pull crackers to start with
Or leave them till later instead

The children decide for the grown ups
Each one grabs a cracker and pull
Wide eyed they wait for the winners
But crackers were empty not full

Not one single comical riddle
A cheap plastic toy or crepe crown
All twenty four gold Christmas crackers
Left all of my guests with a frown

© 2008 David Threadgold
Rambling Riddles & Rhymes

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Poem Edited: Wednesday, October 15, 2008

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