.5. A Colourful Day Poem by David Threadgold
.5. A Colourful Day
My pinstripe suit sits waiting
Freshly cleaned and neatly pressed
For a most important meeting
Where I need to look my best
I rise before the clock can ring
To wake me from my sleep
My brain was working through the night
And rest does not come cheap
A wash & shave a brush of teeth
Cool waters cleared my head
I fumbled for my best shampoo
But got blue bleach instead
As normal I used plenty
It didn’t lather well
I put another handful on
And then I got the smell
My hair was turning orange
A face all blue but duller
I didn’t make my meeting
Being a little bit off colour
© 2008 David Threadgold
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Oh no - that was hilarious :) - I needed cheering up & chose that one but that was the last thing I expected to read - brilliant mate! btw - thanx for your comment - it's all good - Romeo always returns to the one who loves him the most :)
A very funny tale written with skill which makes the reader sorry for the poor soul but makes my day colourful, thankks for the read regards
Enjoyed the humor in this very much! ! It made me chuckle.... You managed to capture the scenerio very well..... Very good write..... Bonnie
hahahha i hope this isn't true! ? ? ! What did you accidentaly use your wifes hair dye or something? Man ouch...but funny and interesting poem. I enjoy your work 10/10
A very humerous piece of work David, I loved it. Well done. Best wishes, Andrew
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9/28/2023 3:38:17 AM # 1.0.0.1115
.At least you would be sanitized and noted in the crowd you would not need to raise your voice, as your hair was rather loud You could say it is the fashion! and that you'll set the trend a spiked hair do would not go amiss, just a thought! my friend great Poem David made me laugh, regards Bob