A Desperate Situation Poem by Tom Billsborough

A Desperate Situation

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Oh dear what shall become
Of Two Fat ladies stuck in the John.
They shout and they shout
But there's no-one to hear
At least they have facilities near.

Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: problems
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Sriranji Aratisankar 12 September 2016

The John is very unfortunate! (!) thanks for sharing....

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Tom Billsborough 12 September 2016

I think it must have been bursting at the seams. I once saw a cartoon on the subject. The walls were definitely bulging!

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Bri Edwards 10 August 2016

problems? sure, we all have them. but isn't it a problem when women of size are termed Fat? ? OK! they ARE fat. but............... well, now i'll probably have a dream about HOW they got stuck. and did they get stuck in the SAME stall, or not? makes me want to write about the fat John who got stuck in the lady. nah! bri :)

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Tom Billsborough 11 August 2016

It's from an original English Song which goes: OH, oh, what can the matter be? Two fat ladies locked in a Lavatory. They were there from Monday to Saturday And nobody knew they were there! Same stall, I assume. I shall await your FAt John effort, Bri!

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