David Harris

Gold Star - 4,611 Points (18 June 1945 / Bradfield, England)

A Few Things You Should Never Do - Poem by David Harris

Never date the Wolfman
on the night of a full moon.
You could end up
with a very nasty love bite.

Never date Dr Frankenstein
on a stormy night.
You might just end up
with a bolt out of the blue.

Never open Dracula’s coffin
as the sun begins to set.
You might end up
opening a box of your own.


Comments about A Few Things You Should Never Do by David Harris

  • (2/4/2008 9:53:00 AM)

    David aka Dodgy Dave
    bravo!
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  • (11/21/2007 10:13:00 PM)

    Three little cautionary tales from the depths of a fertile imagination. Great fun with a twist. love, Allie xxxx (Report)Reply

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  • (11/19/2007 4:27:00 PM)

    This poem is definately unique, I like that. I have given it a 10 for it 's creativity, look forward to reading more.
    Rosemary
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  • (11/16/2007 2:01:00 AM)

    Hey I have met a few girls that suck the life out of you, then bark at the moon...lol David beware clubs with bad lighting...10 (Report)Reply

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  • (11/15/2007 7:39:00 PM)

    Yikes, don't worry, I won't...in fact a gal has to be extra careful in the states about anyone she dates as should the guys....Lots of loonies running around and they're not all known as frankenstein....cute write David........marci.(< :) (Report)Reply

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  • (11/15/2007 5:13:00 PM)

    Very ironic, the curse of three verse true and wise. (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, November 15, 2007

Poem Edited: Monday, April 25, 2011


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