If I had to choose a heaven to go to
I'm not tempted by the Christian one:
Listening to some broad with wings
Strumming a harp up on a cloud,
Even if she was playing Mozart.
I like Muslim heaven
With its fountains and gardens
And 72 heavenly, lubricious virgins
Ministering to all my needs.
Of course, when Eskimos describe heaven
It sounds like Hawaii.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
That sounds nice about now. : -)
Heaven or Hawaii?