A Laudable Loo. Poem by Fay Slimm
A Laudable Loo.
Well, did you ever! Oh how grand!
In the smallest of rooms I stared
As farmer friends beamed, proud planning
Had now worked, to get me in there.....
Scenes of sealife, all shaped to size,
Gulls climbed tiled walls, ultra-style flooring
Depicting shore was grand, beguiling,
But nothing beat the best encore.......
New plastic loo-seat caught my eye.
A see-through piece, - - clear, indiscreet
Watery-blues fully defied
Belief with petrified fish, neatly
Entombed, smiling, dead-eyed at me!
Sea-horses cavorting with crabs
Amid floating bubbles, freely
Suspended in jellified padding,
Completed with shells by the score,
Sea-weedy bordered, ...flourescent too!
I smiled warily, bolted the door
And then did the best I could do,
I just flushed it - - - unobtrusively!
Ha ha ha...certainly a 'throne' to be sat on ha ha..just mind they don't bite..great poem Fay........10++..........Sue
Not a place to sit and think , with all those creatures on the brink if your body heat melted the plastic the results i feel could be quite drastic You gave me my gigle for the day Fay
I too have a fancy loo seat lol, great poem, made me laugh, 10 Lynda xx
I smiled warily, bolted the door And then did the best I could do, Just flushed it - - - unobtrusively! ----- wow! ! ! What a lovely and bubbly poem....just made my day! 10+++
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4/23/2024 12:07:15 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Fay, this is hilarious. You describe the loo-seat magnificently. I indulged in one of these - it's now made a hasty exit after much ribbing from friends. Your poem on the door would have gone down a treat (are you sure you've not visited! !) S ;)