A Mad Grandma Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

A Mad Grandma

Rating: 4.1


'You insufferable small prick,
I will go get my walking stick,
I will beat your thick hide
'til the inside's outside
you are not the litter's best pick.'

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Mahnaz Zardoust-Ahari 30 August 2005

Beat them good eh? Good one!

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Brian Jani 05 May 2014

funny hey

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Elysabeth Faslund 07 July 2007

Jeeez! She slapped you with a challenge so early in life! Get with it or suffer my 'grandma handling' of you! Grandma is the one person not to fool around with...she's old enough to make your young life a terror. But then, you miss her when she's gone. Irony. This is good, good, good! ! xxElysabeth

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Patricia Gale 01 April 2006

Sounds like my Granny! Funny reminder Patricia Gale

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Allan James Saywell 30 August 2005

SOUNDS A BIT LIKE PEARSONS GRANDMA SHE WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT WARM REGARDS ALLAN

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Raynette Eitel 30 August 2005

My grandma never said that to anyone! Still, though, it is funny. Raynette

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