A (P) Lea To (P) Oemhunter Poem by Michael Shepherd

A (P) Lea To (P) Oemhunter

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O ppoemhunter - hear my pplea:
please dropp that ppleonastic p!

Suppose your spelling, dropp by dropp
ran PCs short, all crashing, *lo*,
and *oets had to write their *oetry
without the strength to hold their *!

It could reduce dear England's language
and cause considerable *oetic anguish
(and by 'England's language', AJS,
I do not mean... well, you can guess...)

Would Doctor Nerd-like surgery
help remove that extrusive *?
'twould be a cut to *lease any Aryan
but all things considered, humanitarian...

As old men (meta*horically)
suffer so unsociably,
from all too frequent need to wee,
restrain your *C's excess *!

Overuse could be averse
to *oets' *oems, or verse - or worse;
and *arekh's generous realm of dreams
would be reduced by reams and reams...

*oemhunter's world-wide error
could set the *undits cold with terror -
like *ublic toilets when overused,
*lease to mind your *'s and queues!

so *oemhunter, I dropp this *lea:
*lease take care just where you *?

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Lynn Cowman 15 June 2005

Very Good! Verry Funny! .... Love it... Lynn ~

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Richard George 10 June 2005

Very amusing Pphilippppic - I had the same trouble.

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Ghada Shahbender 08 June 2005

LOL. The good news is we are way out of * and well into Y. There can't be much left. GS

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Andrew Konisberg 08 June 2005

I only grew up with people who dropped their 'h's'

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ha ha ha, Michael! this is outstandingly clever. with all the new improvements here, they still haven't rid us of the extra p's. what's a (p) oet to do? Jake

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