Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler
Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler Poems
nothing makes a lousy day better
than seeing a sexy woman at the
convenience store
in her office attire with her white
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all would-be poets, take note!
proofread that so-called poem you just wrote!
those who aspire for more Famous Days
please steer clear of these clichés:
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how i wish my fingers were the bristles
or my breath were the wind when it whistles
thru your hair, thru your hair
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my trousers have become uncomfortably snug
my belt is suddenly a notch too tight
i prayed for a few extra inches below the waist
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geezer poets with your guns ablaze
who pathetically pine for your glory days
who shoot down young poets at every whim
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Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler Comments
Jake, I think you are a really good poet, I hope you write a million poems!
a. jacob, Thanks for the advice on my poem, I've made a change in the verse you suggested and I believe it works well. I like the way you use rhyme particulary in 'The Rejection Slip'. I see you are from Philadelphia...I grew up there and still work in the city. Thanks again for the advice and keep on producing poetry. Kenneth
Wow! Such an imagination. I enjoyed almost everything of yours in this site. It's left me craving for more. I'm espescially impressed with Burelesque Haiku, Big Easy, and Fingerprints. Theyu're my favorite. Write on, Jake!
To the witty man that cracked me up by stating...'perversion isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle!
Bloody brilliant! Brutally honest, cynical yet strangly upliting outlook that is so well expressed. Hands up to a poetic genius! (btw, i'm new at this, so if you wanna give me some tips...)
Just checked out your work again. I am fishing for something new.You amplify my lack of talent. I dig your style, look forward to reading your poems in the future. I want to invent a drink and name it after you, too bad pink squirrel is already taken.
You are amazing, wild, sharp, witty, edgy, now, subtle, succinct, even lovable, and dammit talented. Now I know why I hate you.
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'Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you.' - Winston Churchill
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I know I’ve commented here before, but I need to again: Many of your poems have humor, some the blunt truth, In the case of Christine, amazing fragile beauty! Always Continue to express your vision, Jake!