A Sioux Brave Named Sue. Poem by Michael Gale

There once was an indian brave of the bloodline Sioux...
Who once got hurt and got a lawyer who got him to Sue.

This will not do...
From this indian brave by th' name of Sue.

Now the name Sue for a brave so true...
Will make a guy feel real kind of embearassed and feel real sad but blue.

This will not do to you...
This will not do or due.

Now this brave had lost his case in court...
He was a real mad, kind of a poor old losing sport.

This sad old sort...
Got a bad report.

From his doctor, you see...
He was real green looking and real palish and appeared real sickly.

This poor little Sioux indian named Sue developed a real high blood pressure and Diabetic condition...
Sue also had to take water pills for his condition that made his antibodies run out and need much more ammunition.

What is the moral of this story? ...
Don't let your daddy name you Sue, or.
You'll have a real bad case-Of mistaken identity theft of a moralistic decline...

And it will make you have trouble concentrating or unable to eat or dine.
Nothing else will ever be fine.