A Woman Needs Compliments Poem by Spock the Vegan

A Woman Needs Compliments



A woman looked in her mirror and said,
'I see and old woman that looks half dead.
I'm fat and ugly and incompetent.
I need you to give me a compliment.'
Her husband thought and said in his plight,
'Dear, you have nearly perfect eyesight.'

A Woman Needs Compliments
Friday, October 7, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: dead,eyes,humor,joke,life,mirror,old age ,woman
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Liza Sudina 11 October 2016

You made me smile this morning! Thanks!

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Spock The Vegan 12 October 2016

And thank you for your support and your poems.

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Kim Barney 11 October 2016

Some compliment that was! Sometimes it's hard to find one to give, though.

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Spock The Vegan 11 October 2016

You're right. Just tell her you love her.

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