gershon hepner

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Acronyms - Poem by gershon hepner

She taught me laughing, rolling on the floor,
acronyming it as rofl,
salad days with her I think are more
than merely mayonnaised kartoffel.

When she is laughing off her lovely arse
she chooses acronym lmbao,
but adds that if I ever make a pass
she’ll scratch me painfully, meow.

She tells me that that she laughs her lemons off,
that’s lmlo, causing lips to p-cker;
rejected by her, I’m inclined to scoff,
but know she’ll call me motherf-cker.

Tai educated me regarding the Da Vinci code behind three of her acronyms:
rofl - rolling on the floor laughing
lmbao - laughing my beautiful arse off
lmlo - laughing my lemons off.


Comments about Acronyms by gershon hepner

  • (9/9/2008 11:25:00 AM)

    good work, it's jet age
    with the IT boom
    every aspect is shrinking in size even words
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  • (5/6/2008 1:21:00 PM)

    hahahha you are now schooled in the way of the text message/ online lingo...great poem man, and very funny too. I really enjoyed, excellent 10/10 (Report) Reply

  • (4/7/2006 3:06:00 AM)

    That's our feisty Tai-gress for you! ! : -) (Report) Reply

  • (4/5/2006 5:38:00 PM)

    TANSTAAFL, baboo (Report) Reply

  • (4/5/2006 10:49:00 AM)

    That is the last time I teach you anything, you old goat. Laughing my beautiful arse off! Nil Points from Tai (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, April 5, 2006

Poem Edited: Monday, January 7, 2008

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