America's Biggest Hex Poem by Richard Wlodarski

Well, he spends so much time on Twitter
He's got no time for his own litter
He's a big bad woolly bully
Who's much more than just squirrely
Waking up in mid of night
To take a bite out of spite
He lashes out at celebrity
In nonsense show of reality
He dreams in black and white
But only sees the white
He's served hate for lunch
Prejudice for munch
He can't speak worth a damn
Pretends to be a ham
With the Napoleon complex
He's America's biggest hex