An Early Valentine Card Poem by Tom Billsborough
An Early Valentine Card
I love you, dear, with all my heart
Except when you propel a fart.
Then kissing you is quite a task
When I'm wearing my gas mask.
I pray to God and the Holy Ghost
You lay off eating beans on toast.
If you answer to my prayer
Refreshing me with cleaner air
I shall be yours for ever more
The only one I do adore.
I'm not a one to wail and whine.
So will you be my Valentine!
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4/24/2024 8:10:16 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Tom, this is hillarious, it definiatly wins the chuckle factor X
I have another evil plan with Valentine cards. I'll tell you and Jude about it tomorrow.