William Gunter

And Poem... - Poem by William Gunter

There’s Something Crunchy in the Galley
And The CSs decided not to wash their hands all day
And Capt. Richard S. Callas lost his glasses today
And C5 male berthing was holding a showing the play “The King and I”
And the Skipper was frantic, he accidentally set off the CIWS, thinking it was the cappuccino maker
And congress passed the “Don’t ask, Don’t tell, Don’t let anybody find out about last night” policy
And the enlist crew wondered why the mashed potatoes are crunchy
And The whole C5 berthing cried and gave applause after the performing “The king and I”
And the Skipper got one the 1MC; and informed the crew that the Heads were secured until he found his glasses.
And we decided to pee in the shower drains, to rebel.
And the skipper asked CS1 Coles, “have you seen a black bag full of powder? ”
And CS1 Coles replied “YES, I put in the meal today, the spices were a bit crunchy”
And the skipper said at the top of his lungs, “You idiot, that was my bag of toe nails, we grinned down to powder.”
And we found why there was something in the galley

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Poem Submitted: Friday, May 6, 2011

Poem Edited: Friday, May 6, 2011

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