Arthritis. "O" What A Pain Poem by alan brown

I have pains in my fingers
pains in my nose
and pains in the parts where nobody goes
Pains in my back
so buyer beware
and when I stop work
please don't stand and stare

I have pains in the follicles
at the end of my hair
and pains in my ankles
so lets be aware.
I have pains in my knees
and pains in my feet
and pains in the joints
where all my bones meet

I have pains in the joints
on every hand
and pains in my legs
when I try to stand
I have pains in the neck
and pains in my gland
And pains in my teeth
when food is at hand

So please try and remember
what a pain I can be
When I have no tablets
to satisfy me.

I suffer from Arthritis and can only feel sorry for my fellow sufferers.