Audi Poem by Kim Barney

Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

Audi

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I used to have an Audi
Back when I was skinny,
But when I got too chubby
It became an Innie.

Audi
Friday, August 19, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: body,food,humor,life,lifestyle
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Thought of this awful pun while eating lunch today with my wife at a restaurant and looking through the window at an Audi dealership a block or two away.16 April 2016. Note: This is another of the poems I 'temporarily' deactivated but was unable to reactivate. Resubmitted 19 August 2016
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 15 January 2017

no wonder PH didn't want you to reactivate it! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! bri ;) this belongs in the dusty pun dust pan.

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Kelly Kurt 20 August 2016

You could lose an Audi in my innie. : -)

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Kim Barney

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I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
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