A young man from Kodiak was a thief
He stole some women's underwear (good grief)
Cops caught the bandit
Don't misunderstand it
He admitted his crime spree was brief
Brief crime spree? Hold your breath and count to 317 1/2 backwards
The word brief can also mean underwear. I once had an income tax instruction book where the author said: Lawyers are at their best when they're in their briefs.
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I would like to translate this poem
This is funny! Well done.