Buggs Bunny Hates Carrots. Poem by Michael Gale

Bees, bees...Venue, please?

Should I call her Honey? ...Or will she think that too funny?

My woman loves me so...I ought'ter know!

What kind'a vitamin does Buggs Bunny's teen-agers take each day? ...

'Beta Carrot-teen', won't you say?

What kind'a snacks do Hansel and Gretel eat? ...

Cottage cheese, and it's healthy, not at all-sweet.

Does a child take a kite on an air plane, if he

literally, wants to fly a kite? ...Am I allergic to too, tall a height?

Does Beef Stroganoff...Make me cough?