Catherine The Great And Me Poem by Raj Dronamraju

Born of graphs versus anecdotal evidence
She bathes in anecdotes
I was one of many conditioned to want to have sex with a billboard
With a television commercial

On the radio again is the song that goes
"I want to see your underpants....so white"
A tribute to the power of this detergent
This detergent is the best detergent

I hope those that have something to sell
Don't sour on your image so soon
Accuse you of the most ridiculous offenses like having sex with a horse
Try you in front of a tribunal of fickle milksops
Small hands reaching for greatness
A touch that puts dirty fingerprints all over history