Claudio Ranieri Poem by Paul Butters

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Ranieri has now gone.
Sacked by the Leicester board:
Watch them wield that deadly sword.

He won the league last year,
Then made Leicester disappear.
Should have been given a chance
To win the Relegation Dance.

Vardy grabs an away goal at Seville
Then next news the manager is nil.
It was a very nasty shock,
So early in the turning of the clock.

Ungrateful and disloyal too,
Those owners haven't got a clue.
Hard-nosed business it may be,
Whatever happened to that word "We"?

They should have built a statue in Claudio's name:
He'll still be blessed with endless fame.
I'll leave you with this sorry thought:
Football's no longer a proper sport.