Considerate Pirates Poem by Ima Ryma

Stranded on an island with gold,
A ship of pirates landed there.
I lost the fight though I fought bold.
I got a peg leg from them where
A sword had taken off my own.
I also got a hook from them
So to attach to my wrist bone,
Losing a hand in the mayhem.
With my gold the pirates took off.
Also left an eye patch which I
Thought was a tease and I did scoff,
But soon after understood why.

A scratch at itchy eye I took,
But I forgot about my hook.